Once there was a man (ME), who just finished graduate school and moved to Baltimore County.  He decided to live close to his work and signed a contract at Oaklee Village, hosted by CRC.  At first everything was ok.  The neighborhood was a decent place to live.  Then like a horror movie, things started to show through the cracks.  First off, the apartment doesn't have an air conditioner.  And then when the winter hit, the heater was really bad, loud, and basically worthless.

I lived at...

3952 Benzinger Road, #47

Baltimore, MD 21229

Like a good resident, this man, needed to file small little complaints.  There was an online system that was used to file these complaints -- it never worked.  I ended up emailing all of my complaints directly to the managers.  Things like the above picture started showing up.  I have no idea what that is.

One day, it was my mom's birthday.  In broad day light in August, I heard what I thought were fireworks.  It turned out to be gun shots.  My mom told me to lock the doors, but plastic doors don't stop bullets.  20 police cars, 3 firetrucks, 2 helicopters, 4 ambulances saved the day.

Birds will be your friends, and they show it by crapping diarrhea all over your car.

You have no choice to but to have small roommates who don't talk.  They look like this... (see above)

But then weird things started showing up.  Things that your roommates couldn't even describe....
After a while, when your roommates died, and were eaten, by your new friends...

But it came at a cost, your new roommates were mean, and would leave their crap all over the apartment...

Sometimes you'd find them sleeping there...

Apparently, these new friends, seemed to enjoy my ethnic food...

I was a little sad, so being a tattle-tale, I told the property managers.  This is what they told me...

But then someone found out that I was creating trouble with the new neighbors, and someone smashed my baby....

Welcome to Oaklee Village!!!
By the way, did I mention that on the day that I moved out, their tow truck company towed my car as we were standing inside the apartment, which was no more than 20 feet and visible from my apartment?  I didn't?  I guess I forgot to mention that.